Top Blogs: ALL SITES ACCESS stared at her my face must have turned about three different shades of white because she looked at me like she was scared, very scared. She asked me if I was all right. It was at that moment that I knew that there was nothing sinister in that one line. After that realization, I told her that I was fine and I smiled. She mistook that to mean that I accepted her advances. Advances? Hell, this was no advance on her part. I felt like this was a full assault on her part. She fully intended to get me in between the sheets. Then I remembered that she was a virgin on top of all this irony.
